Never Had a Friend Like Shukaku! (Version 2) Markus wolfe

Was Playing around with the lyrics last night, and I came out with a better version of the song ‘Never Had a Friend Like Me’ from Disney’s Aladdin, but suited for the relationship between Gaara and Shukaku:

Lyrics, as sung by Shukaku:

Well your sister’s got an awesome rack
Kankuro’s puppets got a thousand nails
But Gaara you in luck 'cause on your back
You got a sand defense that never fails

Pain is what you’ll never know
And you’ll cause it when you’re bored
Just use Sabaku kyuu, Sabaku sousou!
See all you gotta do is pop that gourd
And I'll say

Mister Gaara, sir
Who will your victim be?
Let me kill that sucker
Take him down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your dinner date,
I’ll pay your hidden fee!
C'mon whisper who it is you hate
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, I pride myself on sadism
You're the boss
The kage, the man
Say who you hate
They’re dead! First rate
How about a little more blood red sand?

Give them some Suna Bunshin
Crush them with Ryuusa bakuryu
I'm in the mood to kill some dudes
You ain't never had a friend like me

Weiweiwei
Saikou!
Weiweiwei
Zettai!
Weiweiwei
Bougyo!
Shukaku No tate!

Can Uchihas do this?
Do Hyuugas do that?
Does Rock Lee pull this out of his little hat?
Can Naruto go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can Kyuubi go, Fuuton Renkuudan, let’er rip!
And then make the sucker disappear?

So don’t just sit there, black rings around your eyes
I'm here to answer all your deathly prayers
You got my guarantee, certified
You got a tanuki for your bloody affairs

I got a powerful urge to take people out
So who to kill? I really wanna know
You got a hit list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is frown like so - and oh

You, Gaara, sir, have a foe or two or three
I'm on the task, you big badass
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

I'll be making a kyuubi version soon....

Author
Markus wolfe
Date Published
04/22/08 (Originally Created: 04/21/08)
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The World of Markus Wolfe
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Naruto Fan Words
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