DISCLAIMER: I do not own Baccano! or anything else potentially copyrighted that is mentioned in this fan fiction.

SPOILERS: Uh, all of it... I guess... if you were able to keep track of the storyline.

NOTES: I had planned on posting this for the Halloween Jam, but I fell asleep when I should have worked on it instead. Trust me, college bites sometimes. Also, I am breaking this up into pages for an easier read; this by no means denotes chapters of any kind. The storytelling of Baccano! is kinda too nonlinear for chapters.

...and I know that Czeslaw has the ability to grow up mentally. Claudia was CREEPY, thank you.