Tenten was sleeping peacefully in her bed, dreaming away.

“Wow! Tenten! I never realized what talent you have! You are clearly more powerful than me!” exclaimed Tenten’s idol, Tsunade.

“Yes! Go Tenten! You’re the strongest kunoichi in Konoha!” cheered Lee.

“Wow. I never realized how powerful you are. It’s pretty obvious I am the weak one and you are superior. I might as well give up and train alone, since my skills are nothing compared to yours,” said Neji.

But alas, sweet dreams can only last so long.

SLAM!

Lee slammed open her bedroom door, and stood there, megaphone in hand.

“TENTEN! WAKE UP!” Lee shrieked through the megaphone. Of course, she woke up. The first thing Lee expected her to do was grin and greet him, but instead, he got a pillow thrown straight at his face. Curse Tenten’s 100 percent accuracy…

“LEE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?” Screamed Tenten.

“Uhm… waking you up?” said Lee.

“Obviously,” scoffed Tenten.

“If it was obvious then why did you ask?” Lee questioned innocently. Tenten threw her second pillow, and Lee was too clueless to even try and dodge it.

“WILL YOU STOP THAT?” screamed Lee.

“IF YOU WANT ME TO STOP, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!” Tenten screamed.

“Tenten!” Lee gasped dramatically, “don’t tell me you forgot what day today is!”

“…err… Saturday?” asked Tenten.

“HEAVENS NO! Well, actually it IS Saturday but… BUT THAT’S BESIDE THE POINT! It’s Neji’s birthday today! And we have to throw him a party!” said Lee. Tenten stared at Lee before sighing. Poor Lee, poor clueless Lee.

“Neji probably doesn’t WANT a party. This is NEJI we’re talking about. He probably doesn’t even know how old he is…,” said Tenten.

“But Tenten, this isn’t just ANY birthday, this year is Neji’s ‘Sweet Sixteen’,” explained Lee.

“He didn’t throw me a party on my ‘Sweet Sixteen’! Now pass me my pillow so I can go back to sleep…,” said Tenten, turning her back towards Lee. She laid back down on her bed.

“No! I’m going to throw him a party and you’re going to help!” exclaimed Lee. Tenten sat up and whipped her head around and gave Lee a really dirty look.

“Make me,” she hissed.

(Five Minutes Later)

“Keep in mind you only won because you’re physically strong,” Tenten muttered as she passed Lee in the hallway. Lee was leaning against the wall, his arms crossed while he was giving a huge In-Your-Face-Tenten smile. Lee followed her.