"MIKURU!" shouted Haruhi, running in the clubroom. "I have something wonderful for you to try on!"
Mikuru slowly walked up to her, shuddering.
Kyon walked out of the room, as he always did when Haruhi had some stupid costume to shove Mikuru in.
After a few minutes of hearing Haruhi shout and Mikuru cry, he stepped back in the clubroom.
She was wearing a Ronald McDonald outfit. Kyon sighed and sat back down.
"What?" she snapped.
Kyon tapped his fingers on the table. "When are you going to stop making Asahina-san dress up in these weird outfits? They're embarassing. You don't know how it feels to-"
"SHUT UP, Kyon. I know what I'm doing! I'm the Brigade Leader, anyways." said Haruhi, turning around to face the window. "Besides, she's going to do a little advertising..." Haruhi turned back around.
Oh no...she has that weird twinkle in her eyes again... thought Kyon to himself.
Haruhi grabbed Mikuru and ran out the door, smiling.
Yuki looked up from her book.
"Hey, Nagato, I didn't realize you were there. Why so quiet?" said Kyon, getting up.
Yuki looked back down at her book.
The door opened, revealing a smiling Itsuki. "Sorry, I'm late, guys." he said. "Where's Suzumiya-san?"
"Haruhi's off advertising with Mikuru..." sighed Kyon. Itsuki sat down. "Is that so..."
The door opened again, in a more violent way. Mikuru stood there with a somewhat angry look on her face. "Sh-she has pushed me too far!" said Mikuru, attempting to yell. "I really want to-AH!" Haruhi grabbed Mikuru from the back.
"What do you think you're doing?!?" shouted Haruhi.
"I..." Mikuru broke free from her grasp. "I've had enough!"
There was a silence in the clubroom.
"Wow, I've never seen Asahina-san like this before." whispered Itsuki to Kyon.
"Stop dressing me up in these costumes!I've been laughed at too many times...along with doing those embarassing tasks!" shouted Mikuru.
Another silence...then Haruhi exploded.
"WHAT? I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU! IF YOU DON'T APPRECIATE THAT THEN-"
"Asahina-san is right." said Kyon.
"..." Haruhi stopped. "Both of you...leave! I don't want to see you again until tomorrow!"
She shoved Kyon and Mikuru out the door.
It was night time.
"Kyon-kun..." whispered Mikuru.
Still no answer.
"KYON! OH MY GOSH, WAKE UP!!"
"AHH-wait, what the..." Kyon sat up. "What are you doing in my room, Mikuru?"
"I need your help." Mikuru smiled. "You see, I just wanted to get back at Haruhi...she's been a little hard on us."
Kyon began to grin. "I never knew you thought like that, Asahina-san. What are you planning to do?"
The next morning, Haruhi did her daily routine. Waking up, brushing teeth...
The doorbell rang. Haruhi went to answer it.
There was nothing but a large package labeled "DO NOT OPEN".
She brought it inside and began to open it. "Let's see what we have here..."
Haruhi ripped open the box.
Kyon popped out and shot her with a water gun, while Mikuru shoved a frog mask on her head.
Haruhi sat there for a while.