This story was originally posted from April 27th to May 13th, 2007 on fanfiction.net. It was also a challenge prompt from another ff.net user. All it ended up being was a bunch of silliness and the mocking of my own plotline. It's still good for a laugh though.

Also, be warned I use a little bit of otaku-speak and there's my version of mocking Zoro/Sanji. It's not really Zoro/Sanji, because they're still best friends/arch rivals as normal. It's just Zoro really wants to get away from some... people... and I totally wrote a Mary Sue-ish character that I don't care about. She's fodder. Go ahead and hate.

I do not own One Piece!