• Coopy's Avatar

    Coopy

    Title: Otakuite | Posted 01/02/09 | Reply

    To borrow a line from Kir, albeit a bit edited for the situation, "Um, Flint, holy crap!"

  • NeonBubbles's Avatar

    NeonBubbles

    Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 12/05/08 | Reply

    Where do you get those action replay thingys? I want one (looks down at DS screen and sreams in fustration after losing to some trainer) then again those things arn't the most best thing for my Pokemon diamond game/DS.

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    colonel sanders

    Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    Dude!! That was so good!! I had an emulator of pokemon red that I got missingno. on and used to cheat. But my computer's dying and I can't use it anymore.
    I totally understand how you feel about the diamond and pearl pokemon.
    Every single one of them looks horrific! Okay bye.

  • Starlight Unichu's Avatar

    Starlight Unichu

    Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 09/08/08 | Reply

    XD I love this!!!! Action Rolplay is AWESOME!

  • ShadowLight's Avatar

    ShadowLight

    Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/29/08 | Reply

    Wow...just wow...I'm overwhelmed with this, truly.

  • Rubyshine's Avatar

    Rubyshine

    Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/12/08 | Reply

    This almost sounds like my story! I started with gold, used GameShark and messed up my game only to make it eternally useless. Then I skipped Sapphire/Ruby/Emerald and got Pearl (with an Emerald) and never cheated again. I understand your plight.

  • nekusagi's Avatar

    nekusagi

    Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 07/08/08 | Reply

    Brilliant. So true.

  • NightBeck's Avatar

    NightBeck

    Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 07/06/08 | Reply

    Did I not comment to say that this rocks? What is WRONG with me?

    Anyway, Flint: IT ROCKS.

  • exotahu4's Avatar

    exotahu4

    Title: Otakuite | Posted 07/01/08 | Reply

    I am a fan of using the AR. Though I don't particular use h4x against people at random.

  • Shinigami Haruka's Avatar

    Shinigami Haruka

    Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/28/08 | Reply

    This reminds me of something I did on Pokemon Pearl:

    I used a Rare Candy x999 cheat and got a whole team of level 100 Pokemon! It was fun at first but then I kinda got bored with winning. Also, is it true that there are level X Pokemon? I heard that on some website somewhere...

  • SakuraKatana's Avatar

    SakuraKatana

    Title: Otakuite | Posted 06/26/08 | Reply

    Back when me and my brother used to play Pokemon games all the time, if I knew of those cheats, I probably would have done them. xD

    But now... after reading this, I wouldn't be able to bring myself to. Nice essay!

  • animegal84119's Avatar

    animegal84119

    Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/26/08 | Reply

    hmm... to be perfectly honest, I've never actually cheated in a game of pokemon. nor have I wanted to... except during the elite four matches, their a pain in the arse.XP lol

    anywho, good article!^^ lol kinda reminded me of two pokenerds I know duking it out every other hour... lmao KEEP IT UP!!!

  • shadow princess's Avatar

    shadow princess

    Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/25/08 | Reply

    i didnt think you could cheat in pokemon *looks down on her version of leafgreen* um..yea...I guess i'll listen to your awesome story and not cheat :) it was great by the way loved it


    Last edited by SomeGuy at 3:30:41 AM EDT on October 16, 2008.
  • fluffy sama fan's Avatar

    fluffy sama fan

    Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/25/08 | Reply

    I've never cheated on Pokemon... oh, wait, hang on *Thinks for a minute* Yes I have. But only once. A Walk Anywhere cheat. I loved this essay! It was fun to read, and I look forward to more like this!

  • WingZero1223's Avatar

    WingZero1223

    Title: Otakuite | Posted 06/25/08 | Reply

    The horror of a flying meowth. insanity!

    besides that, a very cool article imo (especially Giratina...uber cool), even if I do have a hard time agreeing with cheating.

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    Miss Anonymous

    Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 06/25/08 | Reply

    Is the moral of this story perhaps that "cheaters never truly prosper"?
    Or that cheaters will eventually become dirt particles on the wall?

    Very enjoyable read; well-written, witty, good story. Kudos!

  • Adam's Avatar

    Adam

    Title: Bossman | Posted 06/25/08 | Reply

    Great article, I am impressed--

    "Lucky charm is secure"
  • a wit 2's Avatar

    a wit 2

    Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/25/08 | Reply

    This brings back so many memories... so many sad sad memories of my horrid cheater days. I thing I finally went cheater rehab when my game cartridge shorted out from too many cheat codes. I haven't cheated since. I still play from time to time but never again shall I cheat.

    My 9 year old sister on the other hand... her and my mom have yet to see that horrible light that what they do is wrong. So very wrong and that they're hyped up pokemon only suffer their sad fates.

  • Lunar Rukario's Avatar

    Lunar Rukario

    Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 06/25/08 | Reply

    Lol, wow. That's amusing. An electric Bulbasaur and a flying Meowth xD
    I don't think I've ever cheated. Oh wait... *recalls the time she tested out the GB Gameshark on her Yellow and made the legendaries her starting party*
    Nevermind... xP
    But quite an interesting essay let alone it being about Pokemon ^^
    And I do quite agree on legendaries becoming much more awesome looking now except for some... *looks at Shaymin*
    Well, its Sky form makes up for it I guess.
    Anyways, awesome work! ^^b

  • mewmewpudding's Avatar

    mewmewpudding

    Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 06/25/08 | Reply

    I've probably cheated at Pokemon too, thanks to the endless amount of stats and websites my brothers have raided. XD

    God, this was absolutely great! Best Pokemon essay I've ever read!

    I loved my FireRed, and I definitely cheated past the Elite Four (with the help of my brother, of course), and my Emerald was mediocre. If only I hadn't lost my FireRed, I would have risen my Charizard to new heights! *laughs maniacally in the corner with her nice white 'coat' on*

    Some of those new Pokemon are the most wacked out things I've ever seen in my entire life. Some of them still haunt my dreams... *shudders*

    Again, brilliant, brilliant writing. Hats off to you, man!

  • Thyme Girl's Avatar

    Thyme Girl

    Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/25/08 | Reply

    Wow.That was deep!To tell you the truth,I've never cheated at Pokemon.I don't like that stuff that much.I think you need to raise a Pokemon with love and care,even though I battle with them like CRAZY so they can be strong for me!Besides,battling them makes them like you more,which I treasure,even though they're non-existent creatures...Figments of our imagination...
    I also LOVE catching rare/legendary Pokemon,because the thought of such a majestic,beautiful creature caring for you so much as to fall on the battlefield makes me shiver.XD
    Anyway,good job on the story!I hope to see more stories from you!

  • SoraIIIX's Avatar

    SoraIIIX

    Title: Senior Otaku | Posted 06/24/08 | Reply

    This was just....amazing. The way you shared your struggle with cheating in Pokemon was both heart-renching and full of laughs! *drama drama drama* But seriously, this was awesomely well written and hilarous xD We all have cheated on Pokemon I'm sure (well not ALL but...a lot) either with innocent walkthru or something more intense. Job well done my friend.

  • larka-chan's Avatar

    larka-chan

    Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/24/08 | Reply

    I never cheated at pokemon...

  • Ookami.Miko's Avatar

    Ookami.Miko

    Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/24/08 | Reply

    xD That was great.I hate to say that I was like the only person that DIDN'T cheat at Pokemon.Mostly because I felt bad if I did,and the fact that I was too much of a Pokemon n00b and cheap to buy any cheats.For God's sake though,I lost to an 8 year old in a battle link!*pounds head against desk*
    Well,despite me and my noobish ways,I hope to see more awesome essays from you!

  • Mizuki-Air's Avatar

    Mizuki-Air

    Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/24/08 | Reply

    I guess we could all say we've cheated at Pokemon. Whether its using Websites for rare items, or codes to catch pokemon we've all been there

    Great essay, made me laugh, espically since i was playing pearl on sunday.
    Anyhow i loved your essay
    Air-chan

  • Dicer's Avatar

    Dicer

    Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 06/24/08 | Reply

    That was a mixture of Sin City and Pokemon and it was very weird... But I LOVED it! Like I have to be at Graduation soon and I wanted to get ready and stuff but I couldn't stop reading! And then I finished and I HAD to comment! Lovely stuff, mate! Very good read.

  • Uchiha1164's Avatar

    Uchiha1164

    Title: Otakuite+ | Posted 06/24/08 | Reply

    Heh heh... I enjoyed reading that. ^^ It kind of reminded me of when I cheated at Pokemon Ruby and stuff. XD Now I too have Diamond, although I got bored with it pretty quickly. I guess Pokemon just isn't as fun to me as it used to be. ;( Either way, I wish you and your wimpy little Bidoof the best of luck! XD

  • SomeGuy's Avatar

    SomeGuy

    Title: Team | Posted 06/24/08 | Reply

    And now that you have followed my advice and published this, I can only say kudos.

    May the young ones come flocking to you now and witness the awesome and frightening power that is Flint and that which comes from his mouth on the wind of his breath. And stuff.

  • SomeGuy's Avatar

    SomeGuy

    Title: Team | Posted 06/24/08 | Reply

    I made good on a promise to my brother, and traded that electric Bulbasaur for a bidoof.

    Oh how I laughed at that line . . .

    Okay, dude . . . . why the crap did you not nominate this for publication? This is quite possibly the greatest Pokemon essay I have ever read in the history of the universe - the Pokemon universe, anyway.

    You need to edit this bad-boy and check the little check-box near the bottom to "nominate this for fan word publication". I know this goes against your general Naked Snake hiding in the grass style, but this NEEDS to be shared with the masses.

    NEEDS to be!

    Ahem . . . other than that, while on the subject of cheating at Pokemon:
    http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=8