I'm...not sure how it happened. I'm not sure why it happened. But as I was randomly chatting with a couple friends...it happened.
Obviously, I drew from my MST3K fangirlism for this, but it's easily swappable with any manmeats desired. Replace "Mike" and "Trace" with two characters you love, and replace "Joel" with one you have flings with but ultimately don't love. ...Wow, that just sounds wrong. THE RIGHT PEOPLE WILL GET IT! D8
Also posted on my DeviantArt, wherein a record of the conversation can be found. XDD
Crackiest piece of junk EVER.