This was the first 4-Koma I did way back when. It's exceptionally corny and I regret it to this day. XD Here's a translation:
Cloud: Hey, Vincent!
Cloud: When we first met, what's the reason why were you sleeping in a crypt?
Vincent: Because I love Dracula.
Cloud: I- Is that so...
(thinking) Is that the real reason?!
Like I said. Corny.
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