Believe it or not, I attempted to be healthy today and go for a walk.
You know, at first, it was okay, but then after like, 10 minutes, my legs got all tired and wobbly and the sun was beaming down on my head and it was just awful.
However, despite my pain, I pushed myself to walk all the way to the nearest graveyard, which is like, um...4 blocks away.
The walk back home wasn't that pleasant either.

Also, everybody in the whole world were suddenly serial killers and pedophiles, at least in my mind at the time.