Actually, Mustache, not even he understands. You will always and forever be alone in a lonely void of dapper despair.

Guess who couldn't help but draw her favorite BG character?

I couldn't stand not trying! Oooh, his mustache- it's just so elegant! So graceful! So- neoromantic! Truly, it is so incomprehensibly beyond the fathoms of human nature, so much of a phantasm it could not exist within the container of our universe that it folds up and irons creases in the fabric of space/time!

In other words: Cool 'stache, bro.