Red: Eckleburg, that's not really the right way to be treating students.
Eckleburg: Well, when they joined my class, I made them all sign a form saying that any physical injury caused in my class was not my fault.

A super short and not-so-greatly drawn and colored comic for a group over on deviantart called 'Nursery Wars'.

I can't help but see Eckleburg do this. He's such a bookaholic, this had to be done. Not that I think that he has read Twilight... And yes, poor student...

Red (girl) and Rumpel (guy)(c) to the respectful owners on deviantart
Eckleburg (c) me
Twilight isn't literature line (c) the dudes from Demyx Time