Gosh I've been such a procrastinator with this challenge...

Mmmmmh SO! since i don't take myself very seriously, i decided to not take this challenge very seriously either and give it a more "fun spin".

I tried to think as theO like a real MMORPG (this would be the menu?) and myself like a player/ character in the game.

If i would be in the game, I totally would be an Invoker. Why? because i'm a lazy butt and I could just let others do the work for me of course! *wipe off dust from the shoulder, feel like a genius* but also because I love the idea of invoking all kinds of weird and cool beasts/monsters to fight for me!

Let me be more specific okay? to be able to invoke a creature, i will have to first know it and build a strong bond with it, and that's why you will always find me wandering in forests and clearings, searching for new creatures to make friend with. When i will gain their trust, i will be able to invoke them to give me their support in battle. but it's not like I don't do ANYTHING AT ALL other than invoking things and watch them destroying everything and everyone while picking my nose with a stupid expression upon my face! No, no. I will use another of my deadly techniques: "The Secret Bad Joke Technique Of Doom"©.
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You got that right.
This ancient, powerful technique is capable of blowing the minds of the most ferocious and fearless warriors. Basically during the battle I take my "Book Of The Bad Jokes"© were I keep noted all the worst jokes and puns I heard/think about and tell one with high voice to the enemies. Then my foe will be so busy crying, facepalming or grumbling and wishing me to die alone in a trench, that it will forget to fight, allowing my beasts to attack and strike for the victory! the worst/lame the joke is, the most brain damage will inflict to the foe, sometimes causing need of therapy, nausea or swinging in a fetal position wandering why she/he didn't stayed home instead.

BUT! yes, there's always a but, or things are to easy, don't you think? invoking and telling bad jokes is terribly tiring and energy wasting, so to use my attacks I must keep my forces and have unlimited energy, and how can I possibly do it? by eating.
<<well thanks Captain Obvious! everyone gain energy by eating!>> yes my imaginary friend, but the difference is thanks to my love for food and my Italian roots, my body modified to be able to eat an enormous quantity of delicious food that makes both me and my creatures stronger. When I eat I do it like a pro. Even my boar eat less than me. If i don't have the time to eat before a battle, there's an 80% chance for me to pass out even before starting.

So yeah, think about me like a fatter, stupider princess Mononoke with boars. We just come to this. Think about it folks.

since the challenge rules says to put something of us in the piece..

• my level is 23 cause I'm 23 years old.
• my clothes are basically the clothes I usually wear in summer: T shirt, short pants and converse (in a more medieval/ fantasy version?) and I also wear round sunglasses.
• I always wear my hair in a braid, and when I say always, I mean ALWAYS.
• My bunny Mia, the one and only true love of my life, is my pet companion in both real life and this draw.
• There's a lot of green because is my favourite color
• I have hairy legs because I actually like my body hair so I don't shave. (True story bro.)
• I have art supply with me cause I like to draw even if i'm bad at it ahaha XD

If you had the patience to read all of this pile of stupidness you deserve a virtual cookie. *gives you virtual cookie.*

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Stay Groovy ;-)