I am a horrible person

For whatever reason, as my grams was basting the turkey, I suddenly took to calling him Sir Lancelot.

I got bored, waiting for him to cook... and this is what happened. Hey, I mean, I could've done a comic with him first, but then it would've made very little sense oh and also it would be very alarming without the backstory.

You see, my grams kinda got the liquid from inside the bag on the kitchen table... and of course it had a little blood in it, so after I named Sir Lancelot, I watched her clean off the table like three times. Oh, and by the way, Sir Lancelot says you should never get the blood of your enemies on your kitchen table.

(Grams: Is he your enemy, then?) No, grams, he was just making a point.

//slapped

Anyways, here's Sir Lancelot waiting to get out of the oven. I have absolutely no idea why his hair is orangey/strawberry blonde.

Art (c) elricbrothersfan (me!)