Fozzie: Hey Krimit.
Kermit: No is Kermis, Fonzie.
Fozzie: No Fonzie is the guy wis shat bike. I's gots a joke fur you.
Kermit: Tee hee, that was funny.
Fozzie: Not yet, I haven't tolds is yet.
Kermit: You sucks at jokes.
Fozzie: Thas wasn a joke. I's takes two beers.
Kermit: And they do zit in the woods.
Fozzie: I said beers, not bears. I's takes two beers. I drinks zem. You takes two, drinks zem.
Kermit: Gaa, you're wasted!
Fozzie: Samez you.