"What's the matter boys? Ain't you ever seen a real man 'afore?" 8D

A profile for *curiahcity's male pageant contest, and for my own reference. And thus all the extra notes. ;P Please ignore the lines, as I stupidly reset my scanner's settings a while ago, and still cannot figure out where it was at. Thus stupid colored lines, EVERYWHEEERE. :shakefist:

I don't know if its readable... if not, let me know and I'll type up all the little extra's notes at the bottom.

Curiah City requirements:

Name: Orann Fer Deu

Age: 247

Height: 5' 1"

Likes: his hair, drinkin', his daughter Sceadu/Glennlient, Sceadu's wit/smart mouth (he taught her that), carpentry, mate-bites, red hair (drool), men, sex, building death traps (AKA strange gravity defying architectural forms), mating-sex (dies), his butcherin' knives, Ratori, Dwarrow, Dwarrow Ale (knocks him out tho).

Dislikes: Gwennathas, Adl, Beswican, Giogoð, Ratori, Kutteraine, Zer Tuu, Kainack, sobering up, hangovers, shouting, his mask, nighttime, Sceadu, turning into a Skelema, Cwalu, being blamed for murders he didn't commit, being a Cwalu, his knives stabbing him in the gut, his ears, his belly, his fatass, his damn kids, his father, Ortay, Orray (his father, again), Ocray, Orayahen, Rahayen, Kumonious, Fenixes, Ver Kai's talkative nature (cuz he likes talking too), Torei, his belly, people (playing) in his hair (not tiny midgets in his hair :XD:), mines, poor construction, Hirotamé when he's sober.

As a subtle side note, Orann was born in the 1700s (in the Sidhe realm, and boy are they far behind on the times), and thus has no idea what words like "homosexuality", "gay", "queer", "fag" and the like mean, currently. He just knows he's a very vain man, who likes other men. Especially when they have vibrant red hair. Oh, and he walks on his toes. The only time he ever puts his heels on the ground is when he's losing his balance thanks to his inebriated status.

And I've no idea why Orann's dressed in hunting gear. He must think the other contestants are Caribou or something. Or why he's drunk. Goddammit Orann, you'd better not fall off the catwalk!

Before this description gets any longer:
Orann / ART (C) 2008 Sceadu Fer Deu