Warning: Complaining rant ahead

My dial-up is so slow that I fold a load of laundry while I wait for a page to load. Not only that, but every 2 out of 3 times that I try to upload something or comment, someone calls my house and I'm knocked off line, thus expiring the page, and I have to start all over again and most of the time I forget what my comment/message was. DX Sometimes, my computer doesn't get that I'm trying to connect and it will take at least 10 tries to get on line in the first place. Then, I have mah family yelling at me to get off so they can use the phone and I haven't accomplished ANYTHING! DDDXXX! On top of that, our internet provider said not enough people live on our road, so they don't ever plan on upgrading us. And my parents are threatening to turn the internet off for good. 0_o ! Nuuuuu! I'll suffer!!!!

Oh, high speed wireless...where art thou? T.T

Side note: That's the monitor's soul.