Backed by his loyal underlings, the Bossman Cupcake bravely thrusts the area generally assumed to be his chest forward, prepared to face any foolish foe that would dare stand in his way. With a heart full of fire and a smooth, sugary swirl of frosting atop his head, Bossman Cupcake leads his people to places where no cupcake has ever gone before. He is a wise and powerful Bossman, who, one might say, rules his people with an iron fist; though that fist is cloaked in velvet.

. . . Or that's what they say, anyway. Me, I've never met him in person.