Me as a pokemon master: i use my purple cane for walk. my hip is crooked.

i'm playing pokemon esmerald. this is my team: ditto's rug. Salamence, i like the dragon's fly and you can defeat any pokemon, i hate when an ice pokemon defeats it. My Gardevoir, i love this pokemon, pretty! Banette i love the ghosts because the fighting and normal pokemon it can't hurt him. Ludicolo, a happy pokemon dancing with music and plays the guitar. Sealeo, as Wally Walrus. Absol a dark pokemon, because im dark too.

For Saku-chan's contest.