I have several sources for this:

This week's podcast
The Chatlogs of Doom
My own silliness and blatant stupidity
...and my own sick mind.

I hope the photograph isn't too blurry. ^_^ Oh, and blame Paint for not letting me move the text over. -_-' Whatever. I had to redo it from the version up on the Watercooler.

I'm in so much trouble...