"Hey Mike, uhm, uh...I'd...I'd like to ask you for...Servo's hand in marriage!"
"*flips through magazine* Yeah, I don't see why - GAAAH. What...?"

I dunno, just the whole concept of Mike and the bots reading Cosmo makes me giggle...Never mind the whole "how and why do they have it".

It's just a show, you should really relax.

Dedicated to Shinsdower, for being the third nerd crusader in getting the MST3K hub. [Scene from episode 616, after the "Are You Ready For Marriage?" short.]